He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
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He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
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Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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