More tranny stories later!
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
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Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
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So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
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