is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
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I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
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New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
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