My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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