So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
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Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
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I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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