You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
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We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
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the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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