a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
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Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
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I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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