Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
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oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
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I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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