it wasn't lemon gatorade
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
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