D3 body, D1 cock
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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