How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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