there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
