I can text with my tongue
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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