hell yes lets make some ravioli
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Hippo gnu deer
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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