Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize
