Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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