Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
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I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
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We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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