You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
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Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
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I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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