On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Randomize
