apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
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You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
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Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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