just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
ttyl tear gas
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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