She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
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why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
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I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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