ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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