i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
Randomize
