I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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