Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
nutella sex= disaster
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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