At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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