what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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