You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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