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• (443): View more from Maryland

  told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?

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  i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.

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• (310): View more from California

  So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..

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• (714): View more from California

  She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...

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• (916): View more from California

  Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn

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• (760): View more from California

  I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window

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