btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about