Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
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Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
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Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.