put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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