In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
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Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
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Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
my nose is crying tears of wow.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that