yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I wish i was in the wii world.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
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Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
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I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?