told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Some Animals Are Total Jerks (10+ pics)
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
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I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window