Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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