marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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