and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
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