How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
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you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
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dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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