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i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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