no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Just pee around me
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Randomize
