I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
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