WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
