my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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