I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Randomize
