Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
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Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
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Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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