evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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