I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
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private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
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No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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