just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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