We should be called the Road Head Warriors
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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