alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
FUCK WHALES
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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