I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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