Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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