At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
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Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
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We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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