i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
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its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
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she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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