You're so nebulous sometimes
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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