I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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