this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
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Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
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Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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