i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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